Chelvis is all about change. He’s also all about a little less conversation and a little more action please.

Chelvis likes to eat and his grub of choice has always been about the chinese pastry. He typically chows on Cha siu bau, hot dog bau, and Mexico Bau. But now, he has something even better to fill his belly of jelly with: the Chelvis Bau!

Bing Lee, the master Chinese baker from Vancouver’s Sweet Lee’s Chinese Bakery, who happens to be Sara Lee’s brother, has created the Chelvis Bau for everyone to enjoy.

The golden brown baked pastry is filled with all of Chelvis’ favorites: Spam, Bacon, and fried banana. Finally, the Chelvis chop logo is branded on top. Yum.

This pensive pose shows Chelvis walking the grounds of his Riceland Estate. He was debating whether to start Peyton Manning or Tom Brady  for his Fantasy Football team.

Yes, that’s right Chelvis fans, the entire population of China loves Chelvis. He is the most recognized Chinese Elvis in the United States so why wouldn’t he be just as popular on the mainland?

This rare photo was taken after Chelvis time in the service. While his brave friends fought valiantly against the slumlords of Chinatown, Chelvis volunteered at the local zoo to clean up elephant feces. It was truly a Tour of Dootie.

Continuing the new chelvisonline series, this new poster shows the smile that melts the hearts of immigrants from coast to coast. Notice the small piece of hair falling upon Chelvis’ forehead? When this happened, the photographer wanted to fix it. But Chelvis, always the trendsetter told him he wanted it that way. This style has been recently seen in clubs in the underbelly of Beijing.

Chelvis was good enough to come for what turned out to be a very long photoshoot. But the final result was well worth it. Sure to be an instant classic.

Well this just seems to sum it up best doesn’t it? As you are feasting on a fat dish of Kung Pao Chicken, somehow the energy and emotion of a Chelvis performance pops into your mind. This poster is great for that reminder of what Chelvis does for your life.

When you have trouble falling asleep at night, think of Chelvis in his silky voice asking you to be his panda bear.

This is the must-have Chelvis poster. You can just feel the Asian love that Chelvis emits.

The song that drives the women crazy. Chelvis reminds you not to forget the egg roll.

The King of Wok and Roll is back. This image says it all: He’s Chinese, He’s The King, He’s ready to Wok your socks off!

Chelvis is like Coca Cola…he’s got pop! And he is always the Chinese Elvis.

The original, dug up from Chelvis’ personal archives and remastered to a crisp 72 DPI.