With the recent release of the Ping Pong masterpiece, “Balls of Fury”, you may have noticed something missing: Chelvis! As some may recall, Chelvis was originally casted as “Feng”, the diabolical ping pong puppet master in the movie. He even went as far as shooting half the movie. Above is a picture of Chelvis as “Feng” from the set.

The problem is the producers felt the table tennis prowess of the Chinese heartthrob was causing many to view this as a “Chelvis flick” rather than a the “Senseless Comedy of the Year”. As a result, the producers had to resort to their second choice, Christopher Walken. Maybe Chelvis will make the director’s cut.

This pensive pose shows Chelvis walking the grounds of his Riceland Estate. He was debating whether to start Peyton Manning or Tom Brady  for his Fantasy Football team.

Chelvis is showing he’s a little bit country and a little bit rock and roll. While touring the south with his Chinatown Posse in what has been now referred to as the “Great Rickshaw Caravan”, Chelvis took the time at a local Fresh Corn roadside stand to play a few ditties. Among his 3 song set: a rousing rendition of “Hands Across America”

Boy, it is tough being a celebrity. Chelvis was nabbed by the paparazzi while on vacation. Wearing his vintage smoking jacket, Chelvis sported a great case of bed head before indulging on a stack of pancakes and a pound of bacon.

Chelvis and Charlie Sheen are starring in a new movie Chitty Chitty Chang Chang. This is a cinematic alliteration of Oscar proportions. A sloppy remake of the popular 1968 movie, Chelvis stars as Caractacus Chops a widower with a penchant for things mechanical. He and his children rescue an old car from the scrap heap and create a new motor car with the ability to fly and float. Charlie Sheen co-stars as Dim Sum Bomburst who is after the magical car and wants the vehicle and its inventor kidnapped.

This marks the introduction of O’Chelvis: The Irish Chelvis: The Chinese Elvis impersonator. Chelvis and O’Chelvis join forces to stop the evil O’Malley gang; a ruthless gang who have smuggled their pots of gold into the Shanghai underground.

Chelvis is back in this low-budget slamfest, “Hunan Headlock”. Chelvis stars as The Wok, a cocky wrestler whose catch phrase is “Can you smell what the Wok is cooking?” The Wok of course holds the wrestling title. But don’t let his amazing physique fool you. The Wok is also a smooth one with the ladies as well as a good dancer, and he could break out into song at any given time.

Chelvis is back and he’s badder than ever! After his stint at the bighouse, Chelvis finds himself matching wits with Confucius himself! With the funk fresh sounds of Kool and the Gang in the background, Chelvis outwits Mr. Witty himself and saves the day and the girl.

Discovered behind the scenes footage of the shooting of Chelvis’ Yellow Hawaii were made available on the Collector’s Edition DVD. Over 3 hours of new footage was added to this new release which shows Chelvis in the younger years of his career. (Shown here with the lovely Heather Giesler who would later become his wife.)

Chelvis’ latest feature film mixes heart-stopping kung fu action with old-fashioned morality. Will Chelvis be able to stop the evil doings of Egg Foo Old and his son Egg Foo Young, or will evil prevail and the poor children of Shanghai be left to sweat it out for eternity? Rent it at Blockbuster® (Guaranteed in stock or it’s free)

Chelvis has finally reached enough awareness that the good people at Absolut Vodka have created an ad in honor of him. This ad can be seen in the upcoming issue of Impersonators Illustrated.

It was just a matter of time until someone spoofed the Budweiser Whassup commercial with the likeness of Chelvis. At first there was a rumor that this was real Upon closer scrutiny however, we noticed the large fro on his head and knew it to be a fake. Here is a short clip.

Chelvis was recently spotted in national publications such as Time and Field and Stream as part of the Got Milk? Campaign. Caption:”There’s a ton of impersonators out there, baby. And we’ll thank you very much to get the original. Milk. It come with calcium naturally. So we drink 3 glasses a day. Ice cold. ‘Cause, after all mama, where would our act be without a strong pelvis?’”

Chelvis was recently immortalized in a hilarious TV commercial for Lipton Brisk Ice Tea. This is a sample clip from that spot.

Chelvis was a celebrity net judge at the 45th Table Tennis World Championships in Eindhoven, Netherlands. He was also greeted with a raucus applause for his singing and signing of the Netherlands’ national anthem. He signed the anthem in respect for Li Zen Wong, the deaf world champion.

Chelvis has been honored with his very own star on Hollywood’s Walk of Fame. His star is of course in front of Grauman’s Chinese Theatre. Chelvis, a fan favorite was honored as an actor because the committee could not feel they could honor him for his subpar singing career.

Check out Chelvis as he stars in his very own videogame! Chelvis is Super Wok Fighter, a man with superior martial arts skills. Play as Chelvis and use his skills to defeat the dark overlords of Chinatown and save his bride, Heather. Includes all of your favorite characters including O’Chelvis, Egg Foo Young, and of course the lovely Heather. Play in 1 player adventure mode or take on your friends in multiplayer mode. Rent or buy it today!

On February 12th, Chelvis will join the ranks of Madonna and Janet Jackson with a 2 hour concert performance broadcasted exclusively by HBO. This performance was shot in San Francisco late last year. No word yet on a DVD release. Chelvis’ setlist includes all his hits as well as a rare cover of Carl Douglas’ 1974 hit “Kung Fu Fighting.”

Chelvis appeared on the Fox animated television show, The Simpsons. Playing himself, Chelvis draws the lust of the women of Springfield as well as the admiration of Homer by giving a benefit concert to save the local donut shop.

Chelvis recently appeared on ABC’s Who Wants to be a Millionaire. Although he had a fairly simple “Fastest Finger” question, he did not make it to the hotseat. The questions was “Put these items in a Pu Pu Platter in order from smallest to largest.” Because of his stumpy fingers, he was not the fastest response.

Chelvis made an appearance with his favorite talk show host Rosie O’Donnell. Unfortunately he had a vicious bout with a stomach flu that day. This picture captures the agony that he went through during the taping.

Chelvis’ episode of Behind the Music finally aired on VH1. After months of legal battles, the court finally sided with Chelvis and ordered VH1 to broadcast the episode. Judge Scott Eiseman released this statement to the press, “…although Chelvis’ voice is subpar, and his reputation less than desirable, I feel that this show is important to the American people and it should be broadcasted as a warning to troubled teens across the country as to what self-mockery could do for one’s self-esteem.”

Chelvis was interviewed for the Barbara Walters Special. She asked him the tough questions and he responded with such poise that for a moment she thought he was a jungle cat. They both had a nice chuckle and the interview continued.

Chelvis was seen mixing it up with the other celebrities as he entered the First Annual Chinese Elvis Impersonator Awards. But he did have time to give a shout out to his fans as seen in this candid picture taken right before the ceremony.

Yes, that’s right Chelvis fans, the entire population of China loves Chelvis. He is the most recognized Chinese Elvis in the United States so why wouldn’t he be just as popular on the mainland?

This rare photo was taken after Chelvis time in the service. While his brave friends fought valiantly against the slumlords of Chinatown, Chelvis volunteered at the local zoo to clean up elephant feces. It was truly a Tour of Dootie.

Continuing the new chelvisonline series, this new poster shows the smile that melts the hearts of immigrants from coast to coast. Notice the small piece of hair falling upon Chelvis’ forehead? When this happened, the photographer wanted to fix it. But Chelvis, always the trendsetter told him he wanted it that way. This style has been recently seen in clubs in the underbelly of Beijing.

Chelvis was good enough to come for what turned out to be a very long photoshoot. But the final result was well worth it. Sure to be an instant classic.

Well this just seems to sum it up best doesn’t it? As you are feasting on a fat dish of Kung Pao Chicken, somehow the energy and emotion of a Chelvis performance pops into your mind. This poster is great for that reminder of what Chelvis does for your life.

When you have trouble falling asleep at night, think of Chelvis in his silky voice asking you to be his panda bear.