China has made their own brand of the Wiggles, the popular Australian kid’s group. Dubbed, The Chiggles, these Chinese Wiggles were getting ready to kick off their international tour.

But a freak wok fire accident wounded Peter Woo, the original Blue Chiggle and they were forced to delay the launch of their tour until they found a replacement.

Chelvis to the rescue! The King of Wok and Roll has graciously offered to step in for the injured Chiggle but not before some of his demands were met. He is the King after all.

Chelvis demanded to be the “Yellow” one so Jimmy Chang, the original Yellow Chiggle moved over to the Blue spot. In addition, Chelvis has demanded to combine the popular “Fruit Salad” and “Wags The Dog” song. The new song, sung solo by Chelvis is now called, “Wags the Dog, Yummy Yummy”

Look out for Chelvis and the other Chiggles in a laundromat near you.

Anything Japan can do, China can do cheaper and crappier. And that is exactly why when the local Chinese advertising agency was looking for a spokesperson for the Chintendo Vii, the cheap knockopff of the ever popular Nintendo Wii videogame system, they turned to the king of cheap: Chelvis.

When you think of cheap knockoffs, you think of Chelvis. Here is a picture of the advertisement.